This one's for the boys...

Boys,
just a few helpful things to keep in mind while on your journey of life...
(Instead of always thinking.."I need to remember to tell the boys that one day."  I figured I just document all my 'words of wisdom' now.  That way they will be here for your reading pleasure anytime.)

1. Chivalry is not dead.   Your partner will want to feel safe and protected.  Remember to keep it balanced with respect and tenderness.
2. Be a leader.  It's better to lead with good intentions than to follow someone with bad ones.
3. No one wants to sit in pee.  So aim it in the toilet and wipe it up when you miss.  (You will miss.)
4. Technology is awesome, utilize it all.  Not only does this include your computer and hand held gaming device, but the dishwasher and washing machine too.  
5. Keep your nose clean.  The meaning of this saying will change as you mature, heed it's advice.
6. Learn to cook. 
7. Be respectful to women.  When the women are not happy, no one is happy.
8. Remember Please and Thank You.  Manners will always take your further in life.
9. Never judge a book by its cover.  Don't place judgment on people until you know the whole story, it may be different than you assumed.
10. Be on a team.  A team will help you learn discipline, communication and how to work well with others.
11. Don't litter. It is helpful to NO ONE.   
12. Trust that everything happens for a reason, take the positive from all situations.
13. Be kind to animals.
14. Patience is a virtue.  Learn it.  Practice it.  It will save you from a lot of useless frustration.
15. Travel whenever you can.  
16. Your private parts are exactly that...private.  There is no need for you to adjust or scratch them in public.
17. Brotherly love is special, never take it for granted.
18. A smile goes a long way, put one on everyday.
19. Be thankful for what you have and help others who are less fortunate.  Good deeds can be worth more than any dollar amount.
20. Make a difference.  It always starts with one person.

And just in case I forgot anything really important or you need some advice...
Yes, you can always ask me.   I will always be here for ANYTHING you need.  Always. No matter what.   I love you more than anything in this whole universe and that will never change..EVER.

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